* Pre-show warning - The show may be offensive to Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islanders (A common warning on the ABC; in some indigenous cultures, death is taboo)

* Intro Joke; Tonight's episode paid for by the Exclusive Brethren

* Change of names; Craig - Laurie Oakes, Chris - Jim Middleton, Julian - Glenn Milne, Chas - Paul Bongiorno, Andrew - Michelle Grattan

* Intro; John Howard and Kevin Rudd election promises as well as debates and slogans

* Stunt; Craig dressing up as Emmett "Doc" Brown from Back to the Future and offering John Howard the chance to go back in time in a De Lorean DMC-12 and undo some of his decisions

* Ad/Trailer; Hocktober: A radio program based around the antics of Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey.

* Open Mic; Railway station, Karaoke at Woolworths

* Stunt; Chas taking naps in public when he is forced to wait for goods and services

* Ad/Trailer; Cats the movie as directed by Ken Loach

* Pursuit Trivia; Joe Hockey

* Election Watch; Aboriginal reconciliation

* Ad/Trailer; Kevin Rudd election ad in which he admits he steals John Howard's ideas

* The Fixers

o Peter Garrett: Trying to get him to re-sing his Midnight Oil songs with a band The Chaser supplied

o Rip-off memorabilia: Stealing items from the North Queensland Cowboys NRL team at the airport

o Skin cancer: Promoting a coffin which has been fitted out as a tanning booth

o Identity theft: Stealing the identity of an ANZ security manager at the identity theft conference.

* Song; "The Eulogy Song", featuring references to deceased celebrities and how they were disliked when they were alive but treated like "top blokes" once they died

* End joke; Radiohead offer