Today is Perry’s birthday, and the guys are determined to make it the best birthday ever. Don and Mole sing a birthday song, and quickly play some fun birthday games. They also get a call from William Randolph Hearst, who wishes him a happy birthday.

After a bit of champagne is poured, Don asks Perry to talk about his favorite birthday ever. Afterward, they get a call from Saul Steinbergowitz Greenbaum who updates everyone on the condition of his leg (and pending lawsuit) after Perry dropped a mic on it. There’s also a present from John Quincy Adams, and a race to see who can eat the most birthday cake.

In the second part of the show, the guys do another round of Mole Play, this time re-enacting Perry’s seventh birthday. There’s also another segment of Perry’s corner, where Perry attempts to get political. All throughout the show, Mole cracks everyone up with jokes about old people.