Don opens by talking with Perry about last week’s Terrifying Tim audition. Perry is sick as a dog, but Don yells at him anyway for trying to charge a fee for being here and for his bad language in general. Mole wishes everyone Merry Christmas from places around the world, and Don introduces a new sponsorship campaign.

Intern Burt Ward returns for the holly jolly episode and brings presents for the guys. He also talks about his career since Windy City Heat and hints at his personal life outside the show. The guys also do a round of Guy Talk, where Perry talks about the girls you’d never guess he’d want to have sex with.

Don announces two upcoming episodes in Perry’s apartment, much to Perry’s chagrin. The guys also discuss their favorite Christmas memories and play a North Pole theme round of Mole Play. Wrapping things up, Perry rails against Dameshek in Perry’s Corner, and attempts to sing Back in Black with a sore throat.