Movie Plot: Japanese monsters Gamera and Barugon fight each other.

Intro: Joel explains the show's premise and plays a phone message from a viewer.

Segment One: Joel plays more phone messages, some asking for more of the show and another asking them to show the movies unriffed.

Segment Two: A caller asks for more chapstick (mispronunciation of 'slapstick'), so Joel and the 'bots promise to use more chapstick on the show.

Segment Three: Crow gives a hygiene lesson.

Segment Four: Servo and Crow make prank phone calls.