Anik Breakdown Rita Jones on Newsworld is interrupted by other channels as the Anik satellite begins breaking down.

Bosnia Peacekeepers Canadian Peacekeepers in Bosnia just want to go home.

The Rival Whacker Tonya Harding's ex-boyfriend has a new product to eliminate your rivals.

Jock McBile Jock talks sports.

Man's World--Arafat Buck McSweeny and Yassar Arafat discuss synchronized swimming.

Sheila Shelley Gossip about ""Bouchard's List"", the Beatles reuniting, Madonna opens ""Pizza Slut"".

Closet Elvis, Herb and Paul Martin Herb Gray gets some financial advice from Closet Elvis.

Trudeau Memoirs Pierre Trudeau canoes through Canada, promoting his memoirs.