Stan's Travel: Stan's traveloffers the cheapest prices for travelling the world! Sims & Financial Expert: Business analyst Linda ""Skunkhead"" Sims cautions a reporter at the supermarket not to upset her. Mansbridge & Bin Laden's Right Hand Man: Peter Mansbridge interviews Afghanistan's puppet regime about Osama bin Laden's position. Headline News: Heads-Up News where just the heads read the news. Landry Explains: Québec Premier Bernard Landry has renamed the PQ the TQ, the Taliban Québecois and renamed the major cities of Quebec and the province's name too, to Quebekistan. Cape Breton Coal Miner: An unemployed miner is clearing out the area after mining stops. Canadian Tire Couple: Mr. and Mrs. Fix had some great gift ideas, which make you grateful that Christmas comes only once a year. Vacuums, exploding birds, etc... Smokers Corner: Puffers pontificate on Canadian troops on hold, WTN firings, NDP name change, weight loss with high frequency sounds, cloning Human Embryos,