-News From Away: Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole report on Liberals ethics package, Canadian wins Booker Prize, Laurence MacAulay, American sniper, Garth Drabinsky, North Korea builds nuclear bomb, Calgary Flames streaker, man sells body parts, Robin Williams entertains the troops, women gives birth do own granddaughter, Jetsgo, Russian McDonald's bombed, Ketchup Bandits, Rolling Stones, new Loblaws ventures and Preston Manning.

-Burgermeister at Immigration: The Burgermeister, Germany's number one children's entertainer, immigrates to Canada.

-Sister Lucille Part 1: Sister Lucille unleashes her opinionated whip at Solicitor General Laurence MaCaulay.

-Saddam & Weapons Inspector: Saddam Hussein welcomes a U.N. Inspector with open nuclear arms.

-Sister Lucille Part 2: Sister Lucille unleashes her opinionated whip at George W. Bush.

-Dylan & Springsteen: Bob Dylan & Bruce Springsteen's new CD captures rock's greatest mumblers.

-Kyoto Panel: A panel of environmentally challenged g