-Canadian Moment: Charles and Camilla’s upcoming wedding is the hot topic in the donut shop.

-Dakota Commercial: Native pitchman Floyd Red Crow Westerman sells his new product “Dakota Beavers-In-Your-Pants Pain Reliever”.

-CBC News Today: Kyoto Protocol Kyoto discussion leaves the panel feeling all hot and bothered.

-Newman News: Don Newman talks about Radio Shack, police in Winnipeg, pine beetles, alcohol and gas price expected to rise this summer, Swiss plan to stop glaciers, police find drug dealers building a submarine, Toronto Blue Jays, woman finds finger in her chili, Addidas unveils new “smart shoe”.

-Sister Bessie: Sandie Rinaldo speaks to security guard at the Parthenon about a Canadian student charge with picking up a piece of marble.

-Sandie & Nick: Sister Bessie talks about Paul Martin’s minority government.

-Funeral For Bubba The Lobster: Jay Ingram interviews a SARS virus.

-Daily Planet: SARS: A priest eulogizes an old lobster.

-French Comic: A French c