Cold Open: Ed McMantis

Opening: Living Ghost

Skit 1: Complete Control

Skit 2: Cooking With Brak 3 (Tortel-weenies)

Skit 3: What Day is It?

Skit 4: Brak's School Daze: Edward

Skit 5: Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Devoured

Skit 6: Mailbag Editorial

Skit 7: Poet's Corner Theme

Skit 8: Poet's Corner: Stone Walls (To Althea, From Prison)

Skit 9: I Love You Baby

Skit 10: Cartoon Planet Storybook: Easy Rider

Skit 11: Messages from Outer Space: Barnacle Boy

Skit 12: Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme

Skit 13: Zorak's Helpful Hints: Chuckie

Skit 14: Geography: Iowa

Skit 15: Mail Bag Day: Mad Dude

Skit 16: Something that Rhymes With Bones

Skit 17: Talkin' in My Sleep (Innermost Fears and Weaknesses)

Closing Theme