First to host is full-time mum Lydia Jones. She's opted for some French recipes that, although tried before, she's never had any success with.

Her guests' responses aren't ideal: dental nurse Donna tries to work out what a canard is; hairdresser Marcello is convinced that Lydia is serving grated toast; and artist Anthony is confused by every course.

As the evening starts, Ramsgate's 'most stylish man' Marcello wastes no time offending everyone he meets with cutting comments about their appearance.

So, will Lydia manage to smooth the ruffled feathers with her French feast, or will they all just be rowing by the end of the first night?