Skits include:

-The Time Pervs visit Helen of Troy. -Celebrity Cock Fighting. -Courtney Love Rocks. -Bush's Friendsters. -Steve-O's Balls. -Guitar Central's Social Assimilation Classes for Musicians. -Trista and Ryan's The Rest of Their Lives. -Bush in Space. -The new comissioner of education for California: Calista Flockhart! -Jamie Foxx, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, Shaq, and MC Hammer give chick advice to a lucky white guy. Black Eye for the White Guy. -The new director of fitness for California: Marlon Brando!