Skits include:

-The Time Pervs visit the future. -The Home Shopping Channel: The U.S. Constitution. -Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals 2. -""Tom and Rummy's Right Wing Icecream"" commercial. -The Shield's Vic Mackey visits The Andy Griffith Show.

-The Home Shopping Channel: Innocent Blood. -""American Chopper"" -The Home Shopping Channel: A Dirty Bomb. -""Willie Nelson and The Strokes"" -Help reivigerate your sex life with John and Teresa Kerry's instructional DVD. -""R. Kelly's Parallel Universe""