Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're talking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Daniels taste tester. We're talking fantasy job, the kind you can't believe people get paid for while you're suffering through eight hours of pencil sharpening. We'll introduce you to two guys who are literally laughing all the way to the bank.

First, Gigolo Jess charges ladies $300 per hour to enjoy his undivided attention. Then, DiskoDan talks about his thriving online butt-rating business. Rounding out the trio, but sadly lacking the alliterative nickname, we'll take a nice long look at ass-kicking actress Kelly Hu as our featured Girl Gone Wired. Sit back, relax, and prepare to live vicariously.