
Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
September 11, 1970
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Cast (17)

Brian Keith
Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis
Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine
Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon
Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette
Ramona

Tom Ewell
Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman
Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell
Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler
Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche
Col. Flanders

Christopher Mitchum
Alturi

Jean Argyle
Mrs. Calhoun

John James Bannon
1st MP

Stan Barrett
Green Beret Soldier

Dorothy Green
Mrs. Kruft

John Lasell
Dr. Hillery

James Gavin
Helicopter Pilot
Crew (18)
Directing

Hy Averback
Director
Writing

Don McGuire
Writer

Hal Captain
Writer
Production

Fred Engel
Producer
Sound

Ben Sad
Boom Operator

Jerry Fielding
Original Music Composer
Art

James W. Payne
Set Decoration

Jack Poplin
Production Design
Camera

Burnett Guffey
Director of Photography
Costume & Make-Up

Gary Liddiard
Makeup Artist

Robert Bau
Makeup Artist
Crew

Dick Crockett
Stunts

Bob Herron
Stunts

Loren Janes
Stunts

Paul Baxley
Stunt Coordinator

Fred Scheiwiller
Stunts

Larry Hampton
Special Effects
Editing

John F. Burnett
Editor