-BBC Interviews Queen: The Queen explains why the butler did it.

-Cabbie: Dave the cabbie rants about Osama bin Laden, Ontario Hydro, Harry Potter, an invisible Iranian bank robber, Gordon Lightfoot, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Colin Powell, and Martha Stewart.

-Winona Ryder: Shopping Channel: On the Winona Ryder Shopping Channel merchandise is a steal.

-Billy Two Willies: Television: Television surfing leaves Billy 2 Willies drowning in disappointment.

-U.S. Border Guards: U.S. border guards screen visitors along the U.S. – Canada border.

-Football Stadium Marriage Proposal: Popping the question ""plane"" style.

-Bush Skeet Shooting: President Bush's Iraq attack is one skeet short of a full load.

-The Fat Show: An image conscious talk show host chews the fat with a weight doctor.

-Kyoto Commercial: Anti-Kyoto forces state their case.